starter

He said he was a free safety in college, and I said ‘a free-what?’ He told me to google it and he’d take me out anywhere I wanted to go.

laid back

Deadly looks and personality--he was awesome, but we weren’t awesome together. I kept the favorite chair, he met a great new woman, and we’re better friends now than we ever were.

cologne

There's no way he could have afforded this on his own. His mother must have given it to him, just like the rent, and the car payment, and the . . .

the new silver

He CLAIMED it was sterling silver but the damn thing still gave me a rash!

chuckee cheese

I kicked his ass in skeeball!

shuffle this

He tried to share his music, but I was too distracted to appreciate it. I'm not so distracted now.