starter

He said he was a free safety in college, and I said ‘a free-what?’ He told me to google it and he’d take me out anywhere I wanted to go.

laid back

Deadly looks and personality--he was awesome, but we weren’t awesome together. I kept the favorite chair, he met a great new woman, and we’re better friends now than we ever were.

cologne

There's no way he could have afforded this on his own. His mother must have given it to him, just like the rent, and the car payment, and the . . .

the new silver

He CLAIMED it was sterling silver but the damn thing still gave me a rash!

chuckee cheese

I kicked his ass in skeeball!

shuffle this

He tried to share his music, but I was too distracted to appreciate it. I'm not so distracted now.

storyless

camo

He was an avid outdoorsman and I didn’t know myself. That relationship taught me a lot about love, mainly that I shouldn’t sacrifice cable and AC to get it.

boxers

Me, him, and his dog—three peas in a pod. Three months that left me with no regrets, a fine pair of boxers, and very fond memories of a rotweiller.

brian

When I was 18, all I wanted to do was marry Brian & have his babies. Now I’m 30 and I don’t know if I’ll ever have children.

butterfly barrette

After a few brief encounters, I saw this barrette at his place and asked if I could have it. He said no so I stole it.